The Hormone Guide Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! DANGEROUS
| SAFER
| SAFEST
| ULTRA SAFE
| What's for dinner?
| Can I help you with dinner?
| Where would you like to go for dinner?
| Here, have some wine.
| Are you wearing that?
| You sure look good in brown!
| WOW! Look at you!
| Here, have some wine
| What are you so worked up about?
| Could we be overreacting?
| Here's my paycheck.
| Here, have some wine.
| Should you be eating that?
| You know, there are a lot of apples left.
| Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
| Here, have some wine.
| What did you DO all day?
| I hope you didn't over-do it today.
| I've always loved you in that robe!
| Here, have some wine.
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13 Things PMS Stands For
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and my favorite one:
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Forward this information to all of your friends and those who might need a good laugh... and men who need a warning. And, have some wine.
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