The Hormone Guide
Posted in Nourishment for the Spirit » Laugh on Friday, December 4, 2009

 
 
 
 
The  Hormone Guide  
Women will understand this!  Men should memorize it!
 

Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

DANGEROUS

SAFER

SAFEST

ULTRA  SAFE

What's for  
dinner?

Can I help you  
with dinner?

Where would you like 
to go for dinner?

Here, have some wine.

Are you  
wearing that?

You sure  
look good in brown!

WOW! Look at you!

Here, have some wine

What are you  
so worked up about?

Could we be  
overreacting?

Here's my paycheck.

Here, have some wine.

Should you be  
eating that?

You know, there are  
a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a piece  
of chocolate with that?

Here, have some wine.

What did you  
DO all day?

I hope you didn't  
over-do it today.

I've always loved you 
in that robe!

Here, have some wine.


13  Things PMS Stands For
  

  1.  Pass My Shotgun  

2.  Psychotic Mood Shift  

3.  Perpetual Munching Spree
  

4.  Puffy Mid-Section  

5.  People Make me Sick  

6.  Provide Me Sweets  

7.  Pardon My Sobbing  

8.  Pimples May Surface  

9.  Pass My Sweatpants 

10.  Pissy Mood Syndrome  

11.  Plainly; Men Suck  

12.  Pack My Stuff
  

and my 
favorite one:  

13.  
Potential Murder Suspect  

Forward this information to all of your friends and those who might need a good laugh...  
and men who need a warning.  
  
   
 
 
And, have some wine.
 

 
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